Hi Y'all! Welcome to my humble abode on the World Wide Web!

This is a picture of me -

A lot of people call me-

"Jane the homie of the doves who has nice melons with dizzy berries that likes to go flippin in the ghetto on a dirty mattress"

That's my name. If you ever see me on AOL, make sure to call me that or I won't speak to you.

My AOL SN's are DiZZy42777 and MELOnBeRi4.

You can mail me by clicking here. You should definately mail me. Definately. If you don't I'll find you and kill you in your sleep. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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This boy is a fugitive from the law. He has comitted melon eating in the first degree. If you see him, place him under citizens arrest. He will spend a LONG, LONG time in jail if I have anything to do with it.